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Doctor Who’s Daleks Invade Twitter

Yesterday the Daleks added to their list of attrocities when they commandeered the official Doctor Who Twitter feed in an attempt to gain complete dominance over the Twittersphere a little after lunchtime. Luckily, the BBC workers were just coming back from their lunch break and managed to wrest control of the account back in just 25 minutes.

One member of the intrepid team spoke of the importance to shield the account against future reversals of the neutron flow polarity. A transcript of the Dalek transmissions can be read below.

13:52: SAVE.
13:54: SAVE THE DALEKS!
13:56: THE DALEKS ARE THE MASTERS OF TWITTER. SAVE  THE DALEKS! 
#SAVETHEDALEKS
#THEDALEKSARETHEMASTERSOFTWITTER.
13:58: DALEK TECHNOLOGY HAS BEEN LAUNCHED INTO THE INTERNET. IMPLEMENTING VISUAL CONTACT WITH TWITTERVERSE… VISUAL CONTACT ESTABLISHED… NOW!
13:59: WE CAN SEE YOU.
14:00: YOU ARE ACQUIRED!
14:01: THE DALEKS CAN SEE YOU. YOU WILL HIT RETWEET! OBEY! OBEY THE DALEKS! YOU WILL HIT RETWEET!
14:07: THE DALEKS CAN STILL SEE YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED!
14:08: RECORDS INDICATE YOU ARE AN ASSOCIATE OF THE DOCTOR. YOU WILL SET YOUR TIME-SPACE VISUALISERS FOR TO-MORROW, 19.20 HOURS B-B-C-ONE! OBEY!
14:10: THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT WE WILL EMERGE AND TAKE OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE SUPREME POWER OF THE TWITTERVERSE!
14:13: THE DALEKS ARE THE MASTER RACE! THE DALEKS WILL RETURN TO SKARO!
14:15: THE DALEKS WILL RETURN ON SATURDAY!
14:16: The Daleks will return on Saturday at 7.20pm so it’s bound to be a close shave for the
Doctor, Amy and Rory! bbc.in/M1R0pi
14:17: Apologies for problems some of you may have just experienced. Unconfirmed reports indicate interference coming from Alaska of all places…
Doctor Who returns tonight with Asylum Of The Daleks at 7:20pm on BBC One and BBC One HD.

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